Sometimes Things Roll

Sometimes things roll. Like a pencil on a secretly tilted desk, or an errant quarter escaping your fingertips. How about the wheels of your mom's car when the parking break is neglected? Or maybe that mango you dropped down the stairs last week... well that was more of a splat, but regardless. The point is, things roll. Everyday more and more things roll and the whole thing is a rolling snowball of rolling insanity. Something must be done! And very soon, else everything you hold dear will roll away as you, yourself, roll in the opposite direction. This problem has been overlooked for too long, and I'm demanding a reform of equilibrium! No longer can we sit idly by as our world rolls around through the cosmos. No longer can we hesitate while puffy dough is flattened by unnatural means! This is a call to action! A note of caution to all: If you're a roller beware, the squares are out there!